11/15/2023 0 Comments 2022 nba mock draft bryce mcgowens![]() Lars went to the dang hospital! Nothing here. No description of how it happened, or any idea of severity. So when I read, “That’s no fun,” and the editorializing stops there, I waiver in confusion between haughty judgment and quicksilver anger. One might think I write a piece like this in sheer mocking revelry, but I promise there is a solemn knowing involved in the process. ![]() I blacked out and then threw up on the sidelines. I still see the ball coming down at a 45 degree angle, and feel the opposing player push me in the back, knocking my balance, causing a ball that I meant to trap with my chest crumple my fulcrum like a pulverized dixie cup. ![]() ![]() They were “pulled” muscles because I was never given any medical treatment outside of “here is an Ace bandage, now you’re the coach’s assistant, go get more ice for the jug of store brand Powerade.” As far as I know, I never broke or tore anything because I’m still running around being an idiot, but mostly because my parents and coach would insist I was fine to avoid both medical cost and liability.Įach injury is unique and obnoxious, and I was always more annoyed than in pain – except for that goalie kick to the old sausage and eggs. The latter hurt more than the former.īaseball – was placed in right field for all of Little League. Soccer – sustained multiple concussions taking goalie kicks off my head (world went black with brilliant starfields and everything), and also took a goalie kick off my sausage and eggs. My memories of each sport are clouded by individual injuriesīasketball – demolished my right knee when my legs were swept out from under me in a pick up game at recess Your author played basketball, soccer, tennis, baseball, and track during high school. Díaz was 0-for-2 with a walk before departing tonight. Assuming that Díaz needs a few days off, the Rays can play Isaac Paredes and Jonathan Aranda at first and Curtis Mead and Osleivis Basabe at third base. Yandy Díaz was lifted from Tuesday’s game against the Twins with a testicular contusion. It collects detritus like the ocean’s currents. Are blurbists being asked to hold back details in “free” news updates? Is there a paywall that once climbed reveals blurbs written during games to give people a leg up in daily or non-bid waiver leagues? Are there hidden blurb universes on the internet, troves of performance reactions hidden like ziggurats in dense jungle foliage? I have yet to view the footage, as I value my mind too much, but one ponders the reluctance of a blurbist to describe the injury that happened during the game. We have found the smoking gun, and its sights are set on Diaz’s Dandies. All other pitches were either called strikes, balls, or his weak dribbler back to Joe Ryan. Upon looking at a simple game breakdown, I see a 7-pitch at bat in the top of the 5th inning during Tuesday’s game wherein the fourth pitch was an 85.2mph splitter fouled off by Diaz. We receive the diagnosis of “undisclosed injury.” Unlike our previous tome concerning Lars’s Nootbaars, we do not receive instant confirmation of the source of injury. The Rays had Curtis Mead replace him, with Isaac Paredes moved from third to first in the game against the Twins. Yandy Díaz was pulled from Tuesday’s game in the fifth inning due to an undisclosed injury. Your author’s attempt to avoid repetition are thwarted by the sheer volume of Blurbstomps produced, as the structure of any recurring piece of writing falls prey to Groundhog Day-ian memory scramble.Ĭan anything be creative if it follows a template? Why does doubt exist as the world’s worst art critic?Īll this to say that I will once again spend a Blurbstomp talking about a baseball player getting hurt in his pee pee place. There are drafts and drafts that only see my eyes, a cutting room floor swollen with spaghetti-on-the-floor prose, all to avoid trite tropes and revolting repetition. Forcing oneself to create anything is an absolutely brutal experience at times, but tying a bow on an act of expression is excruciating. Only two or three of the above objects of creativity are ever completed. Your author enjoys writing songs, sketches, screenplays, teleplays, plays, poems, short stories, novels, and fantasy baseball content. The finishing of said flight is impossible to some, including your author. Starting one’s flights of fancy is the easy part. Such a thing is hard to attain at any age, but I still find myself in the zone at times. Pure, unfettered, uncut, and impenetrable creativity. That is a skill unto itself, and while some would say I am admitting a lack of discipline, I counter with creativity. I can’t sit down and create the same piece of fiction or non-fiction day-in and day-out.
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